We will not publish or share your email address in any way. This comment is hidden. Wife: What are you guys playing?Me: Hopscotch. I'm a lucky man. I love this idea. I definitely have. Every other Monday, we round up the funniest marriage tweets of the last two weeks. This is a cocktail that, when laid out in a Twitter post, makes a perfect comedy nugget and wisdom bite all at once. You cannot eat her fries, -commercial break- Honestly, we haven't gotten to this point in our quarantine yet and the only reason for that is that my husband has taken on the bulk of the dish washing. Wife: I need some chicken stock.Me: okay. Husband, Im going to the store, do you need anything? Me: *Staying inside all day and seeing no one because we are in quarantine* And somehow, the spouses of Twitter continue to find humor in the minutiae of married life and sum it up perfectly in no more than 280 characters. For instance, Ive learned that I dont need to use so many paper towels, and theyre expensive. You cant expect your spouse to read your mindthis eventually leads to resentment, arguments, and binge-eating ice cream. @cjohnsonking5, Sorry. My husband hasnt turned his TV off in 2 months but hes gonna gripe at me for not turning out a light when I leave the room, yeah okay. because living vicariously through our partner on their phone is better than looking at our own phone for even one more second. MARRIAGE: part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night. Me, giving my husbands eulogy: Its so hard Please use high-res photos without watermarks. I just kissed my husband goodbye as he went to work. Below, check out 50 of the best ones that will have you laughing into 2022. Create a dynamic in the relationship where you both feel loved, appreciated, respected and supported. Why isnt porn more realistic? Either that or the brownies were so bad that she couldn't even take the time to walk into the other room to tell her husband how bad they were. 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JUST LEAVE THE GROCERIES ON THE DOORSTEP.Wife: let me in the fucking house. He will be missed. (she comes in to look, a bottle of sea salt magically appears right next to the paprika). After getting his bachelor's degree in Politics and International Relations at the University of Manchester, he returned home and graduated from Vilnius University with a master's degree in Comparative Politics. But its worth repeating. Staying married after going to IKEA on a Saturday with an empty stomach, is not. We hold major institutions accountable and expose wrongdoing. Usually, he just doesn't look hard enough. KILL. Her current mission is to find a magic formula for how to make ideas, news, and other such things spread like a virus. If you are apart for a few hours, you will naturally be more excited to see them and will potentially treat them better and be more affectionate than you would if you were by their side 24/7.. She's 2. If affection and intimacy decline too far, both people will naturally start to feel more irritable and frustrated, which can lead to arguments, blaming and unloving behavior.. Hi! Marriage is full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. Yet, roughly 6 people die every minute overall. I still clean the kitchen and make dinner but we still share the chores. Sometimes it's easier to give the bad news via text from another room. Its been really nice. To complete the subscription process, please click the link in the email we just sent you. Everyone and their grandma keeps saying how important communication is in a marriage. Start writing! Sure, you can insist she wash her hands and even change her clothes if you're paranoid, but she does need to be let back in. I just recently celebrated six months of being married. My wife has started throwing baby showers for all the birds nesting in our backyard. ", grab a beer and sit back while he cleans to his hearts content! To complete the subscription process, please click the link in the email we just sent you. Obsessed with travel? Maybe she's stroking/licking the knives as she's loading them and looking meaningfully at him? ", Day 302 of my husband and I both working from home:Me: *tapes note to microwave reminding coworkers to PLEASE CLEAN UP SPILLS THIS MICROWAVE IS FOR THE WHOLE OFFICE. Me: If you love it and can relate to it, share it with a friend! *turns up the tv*. 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Is your husband mature or does he ask you to hold his salty nutsack every time he hands you a bag of pistachios at Whole Foods? We hold major institutions accountable and expose wrongdoing. Click here to view. Sometimes adversity does have an upside, she concluded. pic.twitter.com/LQj6XdCjQh, Friendly reminder that its not you, its just the photos your husband takes of you, *winks at security camera as I grab tampons off the shelf for my wife*, it's adorable, my husband thinks i worked out but i just have the face sweats from eating salt and vinegar chips. The third reason why having some privacy is important, according to Dan, is that couples dont need to spend 100% of their time next to each other to be happy, healthy, and function well. The person may even start denying sex or affection (e.g. Thats them relaxing and feeling at ease with you. And they marry each other. My wife is loosing her mind, who the fu*k eats a kitkat like this??? WHY ARE YOU BREATHING SO LOUD? I was out of coffee the other morning so my husband said why dont you just have tea instead and next time he wanted a blow job I said why dont you have tea instead and maybe it caused a fight I dont know. Wife: Can I change the channel? Looking at these, I wonder if I'm one of the few happy couples under lockdown. for our defence, we are both quite geeky and love to be at home, in general, doing on our crafty things then doing a little show and tell session to show the other the progress on our crafts even though none of us really have a clue about what the other is really talking about :) It s great!!! Who is doing half of the mess in a house? when the mower is gathering dust in the garage because it hasn't been used in six months. Finally, around 2016, he started learning how to use Photoshop and hasn't stopped since. I control the tv remote while he sighs. We all have those days where we just need a laugh to get us through the day. 1 I've decided to turn the spare bedroom into an extra dining room so my husband can chew apart from me. Most stay at home orders contain provisions for seeking safety- especially from domestic violence. :>. She loves me[forgets to run the dishwasher]She loves me not, My husband asleep in a chair for the last 58 minutes will wake up within a split second of me changing the channel and yell "I WAS WATCHING THAT! By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. It doesn't help when your husband tries to sabotage you at every step of the way. 20 2020, Updated 1:36 p.m. Amazing. Also, the Cheetos are MINE NOW. [lying in bed] Me: hope I can get to sleep. However, that said, I can see the potential for a divorce boom because a lot of couples are essentially putting up with each other at the moment, he added. @iwearaonesie, Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didnt want to share. Fortunately, there are ways of making married life easier during the quarantine. He was obsessed with playing and making music in his teens. Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Husband: *completely and utterly silent* Oh god yes.If the family is close and there gonna be around frequently, listen to their chewing too. This time, she has set out on a journey to investigate the ways in which we communicate ideas on a large scale. ORmaybe the majority are just joking and being light hearted I love having my husband around all day during quarantineday 32 now. This makes you appreciate the other person more when you do spend time with them. He was fascinated with visual arts and arts in general for as long as he can remember. My husband is an essential worker and continues to go into the office. Rather than taking every disagreement so seriously, try to use some humor to lighten the mood and allow both of you to see that you dont need to be so serious and uptight about things. As for the chores just because somebody is working from home doesn't mean they're suddenly available to do chores. The other day, my husband changed the channel, then wanted to change it again, and was like, "Where's the remote?" My husband put the toilet paper on the roll. i feel the saMe: huh? Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Conspiracy Theory? You secretly have to close all jars with all your strength to become essential again. Jessica Roy from the Los Angeles Times jokes that if you're married, you might find yourself thinking "Who did I marry? He had literally changed the channel not five minutes before. Stories about the struggles of being a parent make for some of the funniest tweets on the Internet.. But luckily, we're not burdened with having to write out exactly how we feel on the matter, because Twitter already handled it better than we ever could. I've woken up furious at Real Hubby b/c Nightmare Hubby did something IDK, got married 2.5 years ago and we love this quarantine thinguie! Me: *yelling through the front door* THANKS FOR THE DELIVERY. I don't know what it is about quarantine, but I have fallen asleep during more movies than ever during this period. If I go missing, it's because I adjusted the thermostat 1 warmer while she was sleeping. Jonas is a Bored Panda writer who previously worked as a world news journalist elsewhere. My husband annoyed me last night so I adjusted the toaster settings slightly this morning. Me: What? Trevio juggles dealing with the kid, being his wife's Instagram photographer, and getting blamed for giving his fathers-in-law a bad gummy bear. This guy probably has a job and bills to pay, yet he does stuff like this. Wife: Is that what you are going to wear? there's nothing wrong with her but she just realized our new home is 70 miles away from the nearest target. For couples that have a healthy relationship, that are doing pretty well, there are some ways this could bring people closer together, Saxbe said about couples who can figure out how to weather this pandemic together. According to Saxbe, people arent used to spending all day, every day inside their homes. Which one of these tweets about marriage is your favorite? My wife said shed buy her own birthday cake this is a test right. Now, as 2021 comes to a close, we're highlighting the most hilarious and relatable marriage tweets we saw this year. @crockettforreal, My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine, its called Why are you doing it that way? and there are no winners. Sent my husband nudes and he asked me which mole I was worried about. But we did go into marriage already giving each other reports about our poops, so nothing much has changed. This is so true. Every other Monday, we round up the funniest marriage tweets of the last two weeks. For those reasons, its good for the relationship and is totally normal, natural and healthy to spend some time apart in the home, he added. 28 Of The Funniest Tweets About Married Life (Feb. 22 - March 7) Kelsey Borresen March 7, 2022, 4:27 PM Marriage is full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. I decided to contact him because I love my wife so much and we have been apart for a couple of months I really missed her so much, I have tried all other means to get her back but couldn't. I do math problems that pop into my head. My husband just said, "I haven't had a cantaloupe this good since 1990!" Mom: We never hated each other on the same day. The bed one is true for sureits why we had to get a King! That means someone dies every 2 minutes from COVID. #Quarantine week 3. SPOUSE 1: *wakes up*SPOUSE 2: [already wide awake] good morning, here is a list of all the things you did in your sleep last night, my husband and I love to play who can pile the most into the trash can without taking it out and I can assure there are no winners here, just cursing, garbage covered losers, My wife calls the bottom fridge drawer the Vegetable Hospice where all the veggies I buy go to die , Dates are great or whatever, but I love texting my husband Zillow listings from another room in the house and having him react to them with a thumbs up, thumbs down, or looks haunted., My husband eating pizza in bed over our new duvet cover shows he's really not scared of me anymore. My ex is now back to me again as I`m the most happiest man on earth. Its been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes. Quarantine day 13: My husband is describing sandpaper to me. My husband recognizes that I am now working AND guiding two kids through school work. I miss sleeping and rely on coffee and laughter to get me through the day. And. They may not be pretty, but they're probably also dangerous since you're definitely not doing them correctly. We're asking people to rethink comments that seem similar to others that have been reported or downvoted, By using our services you agree to our use of cookies to improve your visit. Wifes asleep, so while watching TV I apologized to her corner spot on the sofa, for opening the bag of chips during key scenes. Wife: Did you know 95 percent of people are immune to leprosy?Me: Wow.Wife: Did you know humming birds are the only bird that can fly backwards?Me: Oh.Wife: Did you know I'm going to keep reading you facts until I'm not bored anymore?Me: This quarantine needs to end. Me, giving my husbands eulogy: Its so hard Listen: I just found out that my husband eats spaghetti with a spoon so I cant listen to your problems right now. Laugh or not, while I agree with the domestic violence and many of these men and women in this situation may not be aware that they still can leave I disagree with the chores aspect. With that type of dynamic in place in a relationship, you can get through anything and will come out stronger, closer and more in love than you were before.. So congrats, I guess. I just got my wife a giant ice coffee from my trip to the outside world so dont tell me I dont know a thing or two about foreplay. Wife: But the kids are just hopping up and down while you're drinking scot-Me: Wife: Got an extra glass? Made it to that level of marriage where you get in trouble for being able to fall asleep so fast. Same in my house, we're happy and trying to make the most of this time. I have a fantastic partner and we have a healthy relationship (and we're trying to find healthy ways of not going crazy without going out). Me: We're going to spend lots of quality time together. Reporting on what you care about. I just recently celebrated six months of being married. ", So rude of my wife to not tell me about the schools gift exchange event for which we both got multiple emails, How my wife changes the toilet paper. These are all so true! Husband last year: What do you mean she's "mean" to you? A partner at the law firm Stewarts, Carly Kinch, believes that the reasons why people divorce havent necessarily changed. Welcome to marriage. Commiserate with fellow parents by posting funny parent tweets on Twitter, of course! Many couples have never spent this much time together and some have become closer because of it, but many have really gotten on each others nerves and are wanting to break up as soon as it is possible to do so., yes, and you can practice it for life, will never get it right. Me: I'm Heather, a Mom of 3 who blogs about parenting, food, occasional travel and how I overcame my daily struggle with anxiety. "Had to fake an injury to get out of doing some of these chores Ive been telling my wife I would do as soon as I had the time. Ill call the broker tomorrow. Secondly, alone time helps people focus on other things and activities that dont involve their spouses. Hello! However, having some alone time in a relationship is something that both people should be okay with., Dan gave 4 reasons for this. I can't tell you how many times I've had dreams in which I was mad at my husband and then I woke up mad at him in real life for doing the thing he did in the dream. My husband: We were way over on groceries last month. I doubt very much anybody would punish a person for leaving an abusive situation. Reporting on what you care about. Feb 27, 2023, 03:34 PM EST. I would not be able to handle quarantine if I was. I have a cold and its pretty bad but my wife has a husband with a cold and apparently thats way worse. What are you interested in hearing about? Dont forget to check out our funny quotes about love. ". Please use high-res photos without watermarks. Part of HuffPost Relationships. Me: (stands up) On the other hand, some good came out of the cursed year. 3. You see, their quarantine experiences served as one-of-a-kind material for hysterically funny marriage tweets along the way. We go with, "Whatcha doin'?" "I just found out my husband eats spaghetti with a spoon, so I can't listen to your problems right now.". Day. So lets see what twenty twenty (w)one had in it for us to laugh at. Me: *yelling through the front door* THANKS FOR THE DELIVERY. You can read more about it and change your preferences, Get the best of Bored Panda in your inbox. Turns out that my husband knew how to clean thoroughly this whole time. Usually, we get our social needs met by lots of people and not just our spouse. As if married life wasnt hard enough already (separate toothpaste tubes since your partner doesnt squeeze it right, anyone? To find out more about the toll the pandemic-induced chaos has had on our marriage lives, Bored Panda reached out to Dr. Lise Deguire, a clinical psychologist and author of Flashback Girl: Lessons on Resilience From a Burn Survivor., Lise told us that because of the quarantine, our daily routines changed beyond recognition. Me: How did THAT happen? Is. It has that weird sour, malty taste that cannot by masked by grapefruit essence. And do I really have to live with this person forever? during the quarantine. You can change your preferences. 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