Destiny is not written in stone Harry looked into Hermione's eyes. I cant write that well so dont expect anything amazing!! Delegations of students from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and Durmstrang Institute came to Hogwarts in order to watch the Tournament and sign up to be chosen as one of the champions. This is the case with the popular fan pairing Drapple. [2], Haven't you been complaining about Peeves for a quarter of a century?Minerva McGonagall, in 1998, indicates how long Filch has been working at Hogwarts, In around 1968,[11] Filch joined the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,[9] succeeding Apollyon Pringle as Caretaker. The name "Argus" comes from Greek mythology, where it was the name of a giant with one hundred eyes who served the goddess Hera as a watchman (much like Mr Filch's role in patrolling the hallways of Hogwarts). But when their children of the future appears, they are to read the books of their past,. A Black Comedy by nonjon. When Ginny finds a discarded recipe from the twin's fledgling business, she realizes she and Harry can use it to get rid of his enemies - and get some pleasure out of it in return. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. You've been stealing! Sometimes a mans love for fruit knows no bounds. The twins are confused and horny. However, Filch, in a way, helped Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix defeat the Death Eaters, as he helped McGonagall call Peeves during the Battle of Hogwarts. On Valentine's Day, 1996, Harry Potter and Cho Chang departed for Hogsmeade together. If youre in it for the long haul, this particular fic is 61 chapters long. But when Educational Decree Number Twenty-Nine comes in, Potter, I'll be allowed to do them things and she's asked the Minister to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves oh, things are going to be very different around here with her in charge.Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, After Lord Voldemort's return, and as part of its campaign to discredit Albus Dumbledore and Harry Potter, the Ministry of Magic instated Dolores Umbridge as Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. [14] Then, he believed that Harry was the one who petrified Mrs Norris, Filch's cat, as he was one of the few people who knew he was a Squib. In 1991, Harry and Ron managed to get on Filch's bad side on their very first day at Hogwarts School, when he and Ronald Weasley got lost and inadvertently tried to enter the out-of-bounds third-floor corridor. Harry is shrunken so needs somewere to go to stay safe hwere better then in athrur wealsey's underware. When Filch's cat, Mrs Norris, was petrified, Dumbledore seemed to care about Filch and his cat. On 7 October, Filch hung a copy of the Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four on the Entrance Hall. [70] Filch was also caretaker when Snape was a student at Hogwarts. He was going to be permitted to bring back the "old punishments" and give students whippings, and she asked the Minister for Magic to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves, the resident Poltergeist. [A non-magical AU. [44], That same year, Harry Potter was given the Marauder's Map by Fred and George Weasley, using it to sneak into Hogsmeade Village and walk throughout the castle, without Filch noticing him. In the night of 21 January, 1995, Filch almost caught Harry Potter while he was on his way back to Gryffindor Tower after having been in the Prefects' bathroom trying to solve the golden egg riddle for the Triwizard Tournament. He was surprised and displeased when he realised that Mrs Norris was showing Alanza affection. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. In the evening of 20 April, 1996, Marietta Edgecombe denounced the unsanctioned Dumbledore's Army to Dolores Umbridge. Harry used it that night to sneak into the Restricted Section and research about Nicolas Flamel, which he knew was related to the Philosopher's Stone. [13], During the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, Filch stood by the double doors leading to the Great Hall as Headmaster Albus Dumbledore gave his start-of-term notices. In 1992, after Mrs Norris was petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was furious; however, his cat was healed by the end of the year. [78] By 1 September 1997, Severus Snape was made Headmaster of Hogwarts while his fellow Death Eaters, Alecto Carrow and Amycus Carrow became the Muggle Studies and Defence Against the Dark Arts teachers respectively, as well as Deputy Heads.[79]. [44], So! Did you lovethe movieGroundhog Day but also lamented the lack of wizard boy sex in it? Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. If you want more straightforward Remus/Sirius smut,Ten Minutesby KatScratches is the fic for you. Harry sank into one of the trick steps and got stuck in it, making his golden egg break open and wail. [26], Filch's relationship with most professors was unknown. Wake up the whole castle, will you? CW: Body transformation, gender transformation, mind control and the dubcon/noncon that results from said mind control. They brought either a Nose-Biting Teacup or Fanged Frisbee from Zonko's Joke Shop, and after Jacob's sibling placed the prank device inside his office after hiding themselves with the Shrinking Charm, Filch opened the box containing the prank device which forced him and Mrs Norris to retreat, allowing them to read and retrieve the notebooks. Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB. Listopia Harry Potter FanFiction All of the best novel length Harry Potter FanFiction stories. Hagrid vouched for them, but Filch rudely undermined Hagrid's authority as a teacher, with Hagrid insulting Filch for being a Squib in retaliation. "Min ymmrrn kyll. [65] Due to all those misdeeds, Filch prowled the corridors with a horsewhip ready in his hands, desperate to catch students in the act, but the problem was that there were now so many of them, he never knew which way to turn. Argus Filch was a rheumatic man[62] with hunched-shoulders[9] and a hunchback. Ronald Weasley demanded to know what did it matter if the students were smuggling Dark objects out of the premises, and his cheek earned him a few jabs with the Sensor. [27] Later during this school year, he caught Jacob's sibling and their friends on the Training Grounds at night after hours, and took them to the Headmaster's office for punishment. [22], During the 19861987 school year, he confiscated Jacob's notebooks in the Three Broomsticks Inn from Jacob's sibling on Snape's orders to confiscate all items related to the Cursed Vaults. Under Umbridge, Filch walked around in an extremely good mood. I'm looking for a Harry Potter fanfic in which Harry goes to the past and is 5 or 7 years old. He felt perfectly content. [39] He learned that the one who petrified Mrs Norris was the memory of Tom Riddle, the one who controlled Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk. It begins at Hogwarts and stars a grown-up threesome. Strange, but consensual. [51] Furthermore, while Snape gave some leniency to students of Slytherin, Filch saw no such mercy with any of the students. Ginnys Self-Help Fantasyby mercuryidols dives into Ginny Weasleys secret lesbian fantasies about Hermione Granger. He hated it. Marrying Millicent Bulstrode, the ugly, smelly and fat girl of Slytherin, who liked to giggle with that irritating sound that tears through your head like the wail of a pig? [70], In the evening of the Slug Club Christmas party, on 20 December, Filch caught Draco Malfoy lurking in an upstairs corridor, most likely going to the Room of Requirement to repair the Vanishing Cabinet. Dont worry, however. Argus Filch seemed so interested in punishing rebellious students in the old manners. This made him even more hopeful that Dumbledore would kick Peeves out of Hogwarts for it. Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619. [37], During the school year, Filch tried to improve his status as a Squib using a Kwikspell course. He's deserving of some enjoyment, isn't he? This work now includes mini series as well as oneshots. I bet you'll think twice about breaking a school rule again, won't you, eh? He was different like the so few Wizards who has female body parts. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. On luonnollista haluta lis heti kun on saanut ensi maistiaisen - ja min syytn itseni siit, ett annoin sen maistiaisen sinulle"SK s. 203. Develop your characters. If you ever wondered what it would be like if Hermione Granger was a lesbian, check outThe Exploits of Hermione Grangerby WhereTheBerriesBloom. I had no idea Percy Weasley and Oliver Wood were such a popular pairing until I started doing research for this article, at which point I uncovered a whole slew of Percy/Oliver erotica. [4] The Map was later brought back to Filch's office and kept there until Fred and George Weasley 'nicked' it during their first year, 19891990 school year, at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry after being hauled to his office for letting off a Dungbomb in a corridor. In a world where Vernon decided to get the freak out of his house as long as possible before he starts training his magical powers, the man sells Harry to his boss for the next five years when Harry was five. Despite working at a school, Filch deeply resented the students and was greatly disliked by them in return,[13] and some members of the staff, as well. Harry Potter has the weight of the world on his shoulders. Though not its own fanfic,Potteroticais a podcast worth checking out for any fan of Harry Potter erotica. Harry Potter and Georgia knightly have suffered at both the same night.join them through their journey with their friends at their times in Hogwarts the good and bad. Rated M.] Okay, so this isn't the film actor for James Potter. [30], During this school year, he tasked Jacob's sibling with finding a missing Mrs Norris. [42], Later in the evening of that same day, Sirius Black broke into the Castle and tried to enter Gryffindor Tower; this resulted in the destruction of the Fat Lady's portrait. Filch helped the students evacuate during the Battle of Hogwarts in 1998 and participated in the battle himself. He later told Harry Potter off for wandering around on his own, which he thought suspicious. Didnt find what you were looking for? [77] During his funeral he sat next to Irma Pince, something Harry Potter took notice of, as he suspected a romantic relationship between the two. InA Bit of Respite by Bryonia Alba,Percy and Oliver get some much needed alone time. After being freed, Astra wants to know all about the life of her old friend, Harry. [80] Later, after Lord Voldemort gained knowledge from Alecto Carrow that Harry Potter was in the school premises, the Heads of House started conjuring protective enchantments around the school, preparing to fight and waking up students. On 1 August 1997, the Ministry of Magic was taken over by Lord Voldemort's Death Eaters. Egg? He was favoured by his mother and neglected by his father. AU. This is a Triwizard clue! [13], On 12 September, Draco Malfoy challenged Harry Potter to a duel in the Trophy Room at midnight. [9], Later on, Filch and Madam Pomfrey oversaw the evacuation procedure of underage students and of those not willing to fight, via the Room of Requirement. However, when called on to oversee the evacuation of the majority of the students before the Battle of Hogwarts, Filch led the children to safety without hesitation. Harry Potter and The Last Horcrux is not like most HP fanfiction. flag All Votes Add Books To This List Previous 1 2 3 4 Next [41], On 31 October, Filch stood by the Entrance Hall checking the names of those going to the first Hogsmeade trip of the term. They attracted his attention by sticking a Blood Pop in Mrs Norris's fur. An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. Once upon a time, Harry Potter and his schoolmates grew up and had kids, and those kids had sex. To annoy Filch, Peeves would trap Mrs Norris in suits of armour,[65] drop chandeliers,[65] play tennis against the Castle walls in the middle of the night,[34] stick wads of gum in keyholes[85] and caused general mayhem, which Filch was later responsible for fixing and cleaning up. Harry po jistm incidentu skon porann a v bezvdom v postrann ulice, kde ho najde njak mu. [15] In the 1977-1978 school year, Filch, probably on a tip-off from Severus Snape, whose obsession it had become to expose his arch-rival, James Potter in wrongdoing, confiscated the Marauder's Map after the Marauders over-reached themselves and were cornered. [14] By the end of the 1970s, Filch had already filled at least one thousand and fifty-six boxes with punishment records. [63], Sometime after the Easter holidays, Fred and George Weasley set off a Portable Swamp on the Fifth Floor Corridor, and left the school in a blaze of glory. Well, he thinks so, and he intends to act on it. [9] Filch never ceased his futile efforts to get Peeves expelled from the castle, and Peeves never stopped taunting Filch. Harry starts a new path for his life in the summer after second year. [62] However, the counterattack against Umbridge was now in full force: much of the student body opposed Umbridge and Filch. [72], Filch greatly trusted Madam Rosmerta, the bartender of the Three Broomsticks Inn, in that he would actually neglect the proper protocols and allow anything from her to enter the castle without properly inspecting them beforehand. Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents - In this beloved erotic comedy with over 1,000 reviews, Harry leads his friends on a Horcrux hunt after reading a magical book that gives him special powers. The films omit Peeves the Poltergeist, and so Filch's ongoing war with him is omitted also. Sign up for Kissing Books to receive news, book recommendations, and more for residents of Romancelandia. The next year, he was responsible for recognising Dark objects that were brought into Hogwarts. Draco Malfoy, well aware of Filch's overly trust of Rosmerta, took advantage of it by sneaking in a cursed necklace and poisoned mead in an attempt to assassinate Professor Dumbledore.[75]. by Sarah1281. What follows is a selection of some of the more interesting male/female erotic fics. In it, Harry Potter is taking (you guessed it) a nightly stroll when he finds his girlfriend Ginny and his enemy Draco in a compromising position. Harry decides to have sex in his last year at Hogwarts with anyone that he wanted. Rating: M The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle - Draco and Hermione wake up naked, hungover, and tattoo'd. And did we mention married? Albus always wanted Teddy, but never thought he would be able to have him. EvenTom Feltonhas said that Drapple is his one of his favorite Harry Potter fan pairings. Dungbombs and Stink Pellets were frequently dropped in the corridors, so that students performed Bubble-Head Charms on themselves to get a supply of fresh air. Harry Potter and his sister Alison by Melanie Anderson 663K 13K 45 What if Harry had a little sister? A new educational decree turns Harrys life upside down. If youre into other canon pairings, many of the more conventional pairings are often included in non-canon erotica. The area was roped off, and Filch was given the task of getting students across it to their classrooms in a small punt. Non-canon Harry Potter erotica: m/m. If youre more interested in everyone having sex with everyone else (including twincest), tryMake A Noteby Inell. You filthy little beasts would never have dropped Stink Pellets if you'd known I had it in my power to whip you raw, would you, now? On 7 September, Filch got a tip-off that Harry Potter was sending in a massive order of Dungbombs. What the hell? [18], When Valentine's Day was around the corner, Madam Pince, who was entrusted by Albus Dumbledore to organise the Valentine's Day Ball, talked to Filch about the arrangements. Then, Professor Alastor Moody (actually Barty Crouch Jnr under the Polyjuice Potion) appeared and made them leave, convincing them that no one was there, saving Harry and later giving Harry's things back. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist . Welcome to Harry Potter Fan Fiction Wiki!At the Harry Potter Fanfiction Wiki, everything fan fiction is welcome. The only thing that is known is that he respected many of them, and did what they say without question. [71], On 19 December, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger argued and speculated whether or not Filch and Madam Pince were secretly in love with each other. [21], During the 19851986 school year, Filch allowed Jacob's sibling and Penny Haywood to have Fang and Jacob's sibling's cat approach Mrs Norris, so Fang overcome his fear of cats. 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